Hand Over Your Books and Bananas and No One Will Get Hurt!

I've always wanted to say that, but no one's scared of a sock poppet.

 

I decided to come out from behind my avatar and let you see what I really look like. I'll bet you never guessed I have silver eyes.

 

Do you think my bald head makes me look trustworthy?

 

 

If you could toss a banana my way every now and again, I'd appreciate it. I get so hungry when I'm reading, don't you?